Real revenge on the neighbors below. How to teach noisy neighbors a lesson? Neighbors below the floor harm what to do
The real problem is this....
We family left for 10 days to rest for 1000 km. We live on the 9th floor, below us lives a foolish family, headed by a man over 50, his hysterical wife, daughter and grandson. They were in conflict with them since the time of the repair, everything was wrong for them, although they didn’t make noise at forbidden times and on weekends, we don’t play hooligans at home, we don’t turn on the music loudly, drunk guests don’t rowdy, our children are still small.
In general, the day before yesterday at ten in the evening, when we had already packed all our things in order to leave early in the morning, we put the children to bed for my husband's phone call. This crazy neighbor squeals that we are drowning him, why don't we go to the intercom and open the doors, squeals like a cut one, which will cause the Ministry of Emergency Situations to break the doors. I don’t even know how he got my husband’s number, apparently he ran around all the neighbors, I don’t even know who has it. My husband and I are in a panic, we have to get at least 10-11 hours, we were not sleeping, where on the road (((They called my parents, they live in a neighboring city 200 km away. They were already sleeping, dad ran to the parking lot, grabbed the keys to our apartments and went to save a neighbor from the flood. We arrived at 12 o’clock. During this time I couldn’t find a place for myself, I thought they gave heating and in my apartment boiled water from a burst pipe, a new repair of the khan and all that, I’ll also have to repair my neighbors (( (((
Mom calls, everything is dry in the apartment, the neighbor does not open the door. The husband calls him, says go see that we don’t drown you, and he tells him, I’m already sleeping, I have to work tomorrow. The husband is in shock, the parents say hell knows where they came from, go watch or show your flood, and he tells me I don’t care where they were going, next time I’ll call the Ministry of Emergency Situations right away, let them break the doors. And turned off the phone. Dad went to him, called, rammed, his wife yelled from behind the door that she would call the police. Dad threatened to rattle them all night, but mom locked the doors and hid the keys from him, didn’t want a scandal for the whole house, stayed overnight with us.
My husband and I are in shock, it’s so uncomfortable in front of our parents, they also have to go to work in the morning, they spent 400 hryvnias on gasoline, a lot of nerves. They didn’t sleep well all night, as a result, they suffered all the way home, taxied in turn, arrived at night, and my husband immediately rushed to duty early in the morning.
The fool has not been seen yet, I am at home with the children, my husband will only come tomorrow. Anger does not let me go all day long. Here's how to lime it, so that it is beautiful and with impunity for us. Of course, no one will spoil his car and shit under the door, of course, the husband will attack him at the meeting, but only in words. But I really want to harm him, but I don’t know how to be more interesting ..... Tell me please !!!
Sorry for so much writing, but my emotions cannot be expressed in a nutshell
All the quietest time of the day!
I want to add one more method of dealing with the unbelted neighbors from below.
The method is great. Humane and refined. For the connoisseur.
The method is simple and does not require large expenditures.
To implement it, you will need:
1. A camera from a soccer ball (this is the one with a tail), or an inflatable ball
(which is dense big size) or a rubber glove, in general, everything that can be inflated.
2. A piece of durable and flexible rubber tube. The length of the rubber tube should be selected depending on the remoteness of the object (neighbor's apartment below). The main thing is to correctly calculate the length so as not to flood yourself. I bought a tube similar to a dropper at a car parts store.
3. A piece of metal tube for a strong connection between the rubber tube and the camera, or a rubber band with many layers of electrical tape and adhesive tape so that the air does not escape and holds tightly.
4. Pump for volleyballs.
That's all.
Now assembly of the device:
1. Firmly connect the camera and the rubber tube through the adapter (trash is not allowed, you can
damage the neighbors on the 1st floor).
2. Connect the other end of the tube to the pump.
Testing:
1. Inflate the chamber with a pump (checking for how many strokes the chamber swells up to 10-15cm
in diameter.
2. Deflate the chamber by disconnecting the pump from the tube
The device is ready for use.
Usage:
1. Flush the camera into the toilet, after securing your end of the tube well,
not to run after a new camera, etc.
I put on a rubber glove on my hand and with my hand helped the device get into the pipe, periodically flushing the water so that the device stood up evenly and in the same way as the outlets of the toilet bowls are different.
2. When the camera descends into the bowels of the sewer below the drain level of the neighbor's apartment,
by 50-70 centimeters, pump it up with a pump (estimated number of strokes).
3. Flush the water at the toilet (you can go small and large).
4. Go to the site to smoke and watch how the neighbors below take out your kaku in a bucket to the street (because there is nowhere else).
5. Repeat the manipulation as many times as necessary to increase the effect.
After use, deflate the device, pull it back, wash and store for future use.
The device was manufactured and tested personally.
Works!
The effect is enhanced if it happens after 20:00 (the plumber on duty is already
you’ll find hell, and all the floors above came from work ...
The neighbor was catching poop all over the apartment + he almost got hit in the face by a neighbor from below for a specific leak. Neighbors below received money for repairs from a neighbor who flooded them.
P.S.
The length of the tube should be selected according to the formula:
Ceiling height multiplied by the number of floors to the neighbor + 50-70 cm + tail length which
will remain in your apartment and in your hands.
Be sure to secure the tube on your side so you don't have to catch poop
neighbor from the first floor (if you miss it, it will get stuck on the 1st).
Control the arrival of a plumber to the neighbors,
When he arrives - blow off the camera (without pulling it out), when he leaves swearing that they called in vain, inflate again.
I did this 4 times a night, the effect is just class.
They start listening to music with a subwoofer at night and yelling songs from the balcony, I calm them down with poop.
Use it, it really helps.
With respect and best wishes Good night and any time of the day.
People living in the neighborhood behave as they are used to and some do not even realize that their existence brings discomfort to others. Some people are lucky and they manage to either initially settle successfully, or eventually find an approach to interfering neighbors. Others continue to suffer from such coexistence for months and even years, which results in neighboring wars.
About how to teach noisy neighbors below, will be discussed in this article.
How to understand that the neighbors have crossed the border?
Good neighbors are divided into two categories: invisible and kindred spirits. The first category includes people who behave quietly, rarely catch your eye, and sometimes you can even forget about their existence. Some neighbors don't even know the name of such a person.
Kindred souls are those neighbors with whom contact was immediately established. They have your spare keys, you often visit each other, share secrets and experiences, and your children play together. Even if a person of this type began to interfere, he will understand the request to reduce the volume of his favorite song at the moment when you came tired from work.
But often a third category of people lives in a neighboring apartment, which violates the rules of social behavior, despite requests and laws. Such people can be held accountable if they commit acts described in the law.
According to this law, such actions include noise, loud music, construction works and other sounds.
For most cities, this is 40 decibels during the day and 30 at night, but the onset of night mode silence for each area is indicated separately.
The law does not describe all situations that cause discomfort to neighbors, for example, bad smell from upstairs neighbors. Therefore, at what point the people living nearby crossed the border, it is up to you to decide. But, in any case, you need to start with a conversation. You may be able to convey to the neighbors that they are wrong, and they will correct themselves. Start the transition to active actions only after a failed conversation.
Ways to legally deal with noisy neighbors
When people living in an apartment building make noise at night, they are breaking the law. Having decided to act, remember that the truth is on your side, and you can take revenge on your neighbors for noise and loud music without becoming a violator.
In cases where their actions fall under the law "On Silence", an application is made to the district police officer, the prosecutor's office and Rospotrebnadzor. On the basis of the completed application, an authorized person arrives, conducts an examination with a sound level meter and fixes the violation. After that, the case goes to court.
Attention! In addition to the results of the examination, strong evidence is the testimony of witnesses and video recording with the presence of the date and time.
When the law is powerless, methods come to the rescue, how to ruin the life of the neighbors below and annoy them, which preserve the legality of your actions.
This method includes buying a child musical instrument. Rehearsing in the morning, but after the regime of silence, he does not break the law, but creates discomfort for people living nearby. The alternative is to buy speakers. Left on repeat for a full day, your favorite song will punish the noisy neighbors below and allow you to look at yourself from the side. If they draw the right conclusions, then the noise from these people will stop.
How to teach noisy neighbors a lesson if the law does not help?
If you decide to transcend the law and confront your neighbors with all possible methods, you have a huge number of possibilities. But before you use them, think a hundred times.
Attention! For the fight against neighbors by illegal methods, administrative and criminal liability is due.
Revenge causes problems with law enforcement without guaranteeing an end to the conflict. On the contrary, this can kindle a fire of hostility and become the beginning of a neighborly war, which you most likely do not need.
In an apartment building
Life in an apartment is complicated by the fact that neighbors are usually present from all sides. Noise is heard from each of them. But there are plenty of ways to take revenge on noisy neighbors from below, above or to the side, and educate them with such actions.
Residents from above
Light, but ineffective on top, which make noise, is to knock in response on the battery or with a mop on the ceiling. It provides an opportunity to pour out anger, but if the music is played too loudly, it may not be noticed.
It is more effective to start turning off people's electricity and mobile communications. Silencers are sold on the Internet, the inclusion of which leaves phones without communication within a given radius. But if you eliminate the GSM signal, no one can get through to you either. An alternative method is to unscrew the plugs. Without light, a neighbor will not turn on music or construction power tools.
Bottom
It is easier to harm and spoil the neighbors below than the people living above you. Sex is an excellent means of revenge.
You can walk loudly on it, arrange dances, move furniture corny. Neighbors below will feel these procedures for themselves.
Expensive Method of Revenge - Flood. Its implementation does not require much effort, and if you approach the matter thoroughly, then the neighbors will have to change the furniture and re-finish the walls and ceiling. But remember, there is a possibility that the payment for all these changes in their apartment will fall on you.
In order to annoy the neighbors from below for the noise, some spoil their sewers. Would need:
- a tight rubber ball, rubber glove or other easily inflated object,
- long rubber tube
- iron clamps or tape for connecting balls and tubes,
- pump.
Choose the size of the tube depending on the height of the floor. It should fall below the neighbor's toilet from below. The ball connected to the tube is lowered to the desired depth into the sewer, inflated with a pump and left in this position for two to three hours.
Important! Before placing the pipe in the sewer, secure it to yourself so that it does not fly away to the first floor.
Each descent of water from above will carry out all the contents sewer pipe to the offender's apartment. It is better to do this at night, when plumbers are sleeping and therefore will not come to the rescue quickly. Detaching the pump from the tube after use will deflate the balloon, after which it is removed and stored until the next occasion.
side
There are also many options to avenge the noise on the neighbors on the side. If they live on the ground floor, sprinkle seeds on their windowsill in the morning.
The beaks of pigeons knocking on the windowsill will become an unpleasant alarm clock.
The fight against an unpleasant smell involves the use of a raw egg, which is poured with a syringe under the upholstery of the door of a neighboring apartment. After two or three days, the liquid will begin to emit a "flavor", and the neighbors will have to work hard to find it.
Posting ads containing information about the sale of an apartment or the loss of a cat with the contacts of a neighbor will make him communicate with strangers for a long time on incomprehensible questions.
In order for the neighbors on the side to have to change not only the upholstery after the egg, but also the lock, needles smeared with glue are placed in it, breaking off the ends. It is impossible to repair the result of such dirty tricks.
Finding revenge - neighbors holding a dog. The sound of the whistle, distinguishable only by these animals, is able to cause barking at those moments when it is convenient for you. For example, at three o'clock in the morning.
In a private house
For people living in private homes, the method is also used with posting ads and indicating the contacts of the offenders. A cheerful life for the next month is provided for them.
If the neighbors toilet is located on the street and you know its location, throw a pack of yeast there. The result will be accompanied by a specific smell and fermentation of the contents of the cesspool.
In the country
Plants planted by a neighbor are suitable as an object for revenge in the dacha. They are hit with saltpeter or another herbicide. Seedlings treated in this way will not last long.
The opposite effect - thickets in the neighbor's dacha, is achieved by scattering seeds of fast-growing weeds on his plot. They are not whimsical to the soil and watering, but, growing, they are able to clog the planted crops of plants.
A tree that interferes with you will be removed by a copper nail driven into the trunk. It disrupts nutrition and the plant dries up.
What to do with smokers in the entrance?
People who smoke in the stairwell leave behind a characteristic unpleasant odor. But it is also possible to take revenge on a smoking neighbor from below.
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Assistant lawyer for disputes with neighbors. Legal settlement of conflicts, consultations and services for working with various authorities (complaints, claims, lawsuits)
Good friends housemates are extremely rare. As a rule, everything is exactly the opposite. Neighbors exhaust us with endless repairs and loud music, do not let our children sleep, smoke in the porches, pour “yesterday” stretched ceilings, park under our windows, etc. Persuasion, requests and demands do not work, and all that remains is to wave fists helplessly from behind the curtain in your apartment.
Does the neighbor always keep watch at the peephole?
On duty day and night? And then he discusses with his girlfriends on a bench - with whom did you come, at what time and to what extent in an uncultured state?
Make a fake CCTV camera or buy this fake equipment and hang it on stairwell so that the entire neighbor's door falls into the "field of view" of the camera. Now you will "look" at each other. Do not forget to stick a poster - "We are watching you", tear up the granny "templates".
Might as well cover up her peephole with ordinary adhesive tape or to act even more cruelly - fill the eye with silicate glue (it is impossible to wash and tear it off).
Neighbors have bothered you so much that you want to walk the dog under their door?
Put up an advertisement (or submit it on the Internet) about renting an apartment. For example, “We need tenants for six months to look after the apartment. Pay only for com/services. Let them be tortured with calls. Of course, you won’t be able to achieve anything, but your heart will become a little warmer from a little dirty trick.
Be sure to indicate that you should call from 6 to 8 am on weekends or from 11 to 12 am on weekdays.
If there is no phone, write their address. So even more interesting.
A young couple has moved into the next apartment and has already managed to bore you pretty much with their nightly "sabantuychiks" with guests and a sea of alcohol?
Do they not respond to your requests “let people sleep” and are even rude?
Buy a GSM signal jammer. Mobile phones in their apartment will stop working. True, there is one minus - they will not work in your apartment either.
Neighbors get drunk, drop cabinets, dance at 3 o'clock in the morning under Verka-Serduchka?
And they are so actively knocking with forks on plates that your chandelier is swinging? And the doors don't open? And they don't respond to knocks?
Unscrew the plugs (if the shield is on the stairs), let them sit in the dark.
Will continue - repeat the action.
A young neighbor can't imagine his life without Chanson radio?
To the fullest every night? Just when, after a delicious dinner, wrapped in soft pajamas, are you going to lie down and read a newspaper?
Buy your child a synthesizer. Or a guitar. In general, it doesn’t matter what kind of instrument, it is important that it be loud, and training in the morning is regular.
If the impudent people settled right under you, and the fight against them gives nothing ...
... then, in addition to the musical impact, the constant transportation of sofas around the room, dancing until you drop and building appliances turned on for 2-3 hours, you can use it as revenge and the flood . Pour your neighbors well, and before they come running to you with screams, wipe the floor dry.
Do not forget to make big eyes (“Oh, we have such terrible ceilings here! They haven’t changed them since the time of Tsar Peas!”) And offer to climb up to the neighbors or call the plumbers.
The neighbor has finally become insolent, is he parking right at the exit from the yard or on the playground?
And in the evenings, right under your window, turns on the radio at full power and drinks beer with friends?
All your timid requests rest on the promise of this insolent man to break your legs if you ask for anything again.
How to punish a boor?
If the grannies and kids in your yard love to feed the pigeons, then just throw a handful of millet or breadcrumbs on the hood and roof of a neighbor's car . He won't put it here again.
Did the neighbors in the dacha get tired of their drunken companies, barbecues and musical girls?
The flow of guests is endless and does not want to stop?
Under the cover of darkness, stealthily and silently, like a ninja, make your way into the "triss booth" ( outdoor toilet) a hospitable neighbor and throw a packet of yeast into the hole . In the morning, the neighbor and his guests are waiting not only for an incomparable aroma, but also for the contents of the toilet significantly increased under the influence of yeast.
In the near future, no one will break the silence in your country house.
Did the neighbors raise the whole house on their ears for a month with their repairs?
Did they break, rebuild and ditch the walls, lay the floors, without turning off the hammers, drills and jigsaws for hours on end?
Give them a housewarming gift have a karaoke night with friends !
And if angry new settlers break into you at 4-5 in the morning with a demand to “shut up”, you can laugh in their face and say that this is your gratitude for a month of headaches, plaster falling on your head and overlooked.
Does the neighbor's dog bother you?
Buy a special whistle (or device) , which only animals react to, and start communicating with the dog at the moment when its owners go to bed.
Are your upstairs neighbors too loving?
Are you tired of smoking on the balcony at night until the moans and creaking of the bed subside?
Write a love note for the neighbor's wife in beautiful handwriting (from, for example, a certain Vasya) and throw it in the mailbox (or stick it in the door). It's great if Vasya turns out to be your other nasty and vile neighbor - you will kill two birds with one stone.
Everything. You are gorgeous. You can sleep well for the next week.
Do your neighbor and his not always sober friends constantly smoke on your stairs?
Do you hate smokers and start coughing long and tedious from the smoke? There is a great way to wean a neighbor to smoke!
At the bottom of the jar, which is usually placed "under the cigarette butts" on the stairs, pour sulfur planed from matches . The neighbor will not smoke here anymore.
If in terms of physical parameters you overtake your neighbor by 20-40 kg (and in the past you did karate, sambo or at least capoeira), you can jump out of the apartment at the moment he finishes smoking a cigarette and put out a neighbor with a cigarette from a fire extinguisher . The effect may not be, but the stormy applause of the wife is guaranteed.
Another, quite peaceful and, oddly enough, effective way to wean neighbors from smoking in the stairwell.
Throw away all their "jars for cigarette butts" and put up an ad instead “Whoever smokes here again will deal with me personally.”
Who is this terrible "with me personally" - no one knows, but it will be scary to smoke.
Every morning your neighbor's music center becomes your alarm clock?
And the walls between the apartments are thin? And you want to shoot him from a slingshot with wolfberries?
Sprinkle (if he lives on the 1st floor) at night millet and seeds on his windowsill. Let him also have a “favorite” alarm clock.
A very cute way to take revenge on the neighbors...
… — hang ads in your area (not along the neighbor's path!) with the following content: “My daughter's beloved cat has disappeared. Red, skinny. He responds to the nickname Kysia. Please bring it to ****. The reward is guaranteed (3,000 rubles)."
Any cat of a red (and not only) color will react to this nickname. The flow of "suffering" (grandmothers, children and homeless townspeople) with red cats will be drawn to your neighbors immediately and for a long time.
Fun guaranteed!
Ways to "poison life" for neighbors - a wagon and a small cart. Some masters even write whole multi-page manuals on "revenge" on neighbors.
But it should be noted that sometimes it is much more effective to invite neighbors to your housewarming party (or just to visit) for kebabs and a “glass of tea”, than to arrange battles and competitions on the topic “who will take revenge on whom more gracefully”.
Also, do not forget that private property is inviolable. Like silence at night. And for any “revenge” they can be “administratively”, or even criminally punished.
Be kind, and don't forget to put yourself in the shoes of your neighbors!
Have there been similar situations in your life? And how did you get out of them? Share your stories in the comments below!
Can be poisoned for a long time, if not forever. Is it possible to take revenge on the neighbors for all the hardships?
What does bad neighbors mean? These are those who at night arrange showdowns and fights, yell obscene words and sing drunken songs when the clock is half past one at night; who climb into your mailbox, be rude, dirty the landing and generally arrange various dirty tricks for you.
Do you humbly bear it? And in vain. Undoubtedly, it is necessary to answer such neighbors with their own coin. No, revenge does not mean at all that you need to buy a pump-action shotgun from suspicious citizens and, after waiting for the bastard neighbor, shoot him in the stomach with a cry: - On the bastard, get it for everything!
All this will end in prison, the tears of the wife and the crying of the children, stretching their thin little hands towards you with exclamations: "Daddy, daddy, don't go!"
No, no, you can do everything differently ...
But as?
1. If the neighbors start making noise, turn on the music center with the recordings of the Laskovy Bybyk group. And put the speakers against the neighbor's wall. You can also practice singing karaoke, you just need to tighten the same song, preferably out of tune and louder. For example, the old folk song "Marusya got poisoned." Remember?
It's ve-evening vecheretet.
Everything from the factory-and go-out.
Marusya oh-poisoned-as.
I'll take you to the hospital-itza...
2. It's time to start decorating. For example, to nail wooden panels, of course, to the neighbor's wall. Or make plugs for attaching shelves, hanging pictures, and so on. For these works you will need a drill. Five hours of work with a drill, and the neighbors, no matter how they yelled, the head will start to hurt precisely from this drilling sound.
3. If, having yelled, the neighbors fell asleep, it's time to wake them up. Better watch at five in the morning or even earlier. To do this, go to the site and ring the neighbor's door. Again. And further. And hide. After the neighbors open the door and see no one, you must wait fifteen minutes and repeat the operation. And so to do until nine in the morning. Of course, you won't get enough sleep either. However, you will receive deep moral satisfaction.
4. Do you have any familiar cats? If not, you will have to make such acquaintances. And when your friends turn out to be cats and cats from the heels - pour valerian over the neighbor's door and rug (if any). And invite your friends. Undoubtedly, scratching at the neighbor's door and a wonderful cat concert will remain in the ears of the neighbors for a long time ...
gift, for example.
5. And you can throw a "gift" under the neighbor's door. For example, an envelope with excrement. With their own. When you, for example, went to the toilet after pea soup with croutons and garlic. Or a large portion of herring with onions. There is no doubt that the neighbors, most likely, will not fail to open this envelope. And you will again receive the deepest moral satisfaction.
6. You can spray the area near the neighbor's door, the rug and the door itself with blood. And scatter bundles of wool near the said door. All this can be obtained at the market. And then call the police. From a pay phone. Say, the murder happened, not otherwise. Let the neighbors get nervous.
7. And you can also buy silicate glue, mix soot and ash into it and cover the neighbors' door peephole with this substance. And then call them at night and early in the morning.
8. A great way to get revenge on your neighbors is to use raw eggs. But first you need to break them up, stir until smooth and draw it into a syringe. And one fine night, pour this mass from the syringe into the gap between the door leaf and the opening, between the opening and the wall, and into other different gaps and corners. From rotten eggs there will be such a stink - you can’t breathe. And you can’t wash all the cracks and corners. And the stink of rotten eggs is worth a-long-o ...
9. You can also advertise in newspapers that:
- such and such an apartment (neighborhood) is rented cheaply;
- in these apartments (a neighbor's apartment) a depraved and extremely vicious prostitute bestows bodily caresses on men and women for only five hundred an hour;
- that the state of emergency "Neighbors" (instead of "Neighbors" it is necessary, of course, to insert their last name) accepts waste paper, old clothes and rags, bottles, aluminum cans and buttons from trouser widths from the population.
Many more things you can think of to take revenge on the neighbors and ruin their lives. You can contact with me any time!