Pavel will about sobchak. Good will of Anatoly Sobchak. Maxim Vitorgan and Ksenia Sobchak

In green slacks, a black badlon and a plaid cotton shirt on top. It's very hot, but I'm fashionable and a Good Will Games volunteer. I'm already 17 years old. Cheerful, I go to an interview with an American with whom I have to work and translate. 1994 Then no one knew that today we would celebrate and curse Sobchak, and "American" would become a household word. He's in his 50s, black, former track and field athlete and former FBI man, now Ted Turner's head of security. His name is Dwight by the name of Alisson. He squints at me, listens, then asks a question about his father. The policeman is good, the economic police is even better, a short pause - and again the look of Uncle Tom. I say that I will also be a cop, although I understand myself that I am not completely sure about this. The FBI man smiles and says, “OK, we work together tomorrow, partner. Only the shirt should be worn out, it’s more correct, and even better without it - it’s hot, like in Arizona. Now let's go eat pizza."

How hot it is in Arizona and where it is, this same Arizona, I don’t know, but I let out my shirt and went to eat pizza. Then two weeks of fun work, competitions and endless heat named after Mayor Anatoly Sobchak. Since it was then, for the first time in Russia, that bad weather and clouds were subdued by a tall man, and Peter became Florida for almost two weeks. Until that August day, I had not seen Sobchak live. The day was ending, there were enough impressions, the most unpleasant was the picture from the minute fight between our heavyweight and the Cuban boxer, which ended almost immediately, because he missed ours, missed it quickly and missed it in the liver. I did not know that in a few minutes I would witness an almost massacre between BHSS Colonel Vladimir Sheide and an American from the headquarters of the games. At first, a friendly conversation was attended by my black FBI man with a bald American from headquarters, a police colonel, and I, the interpreter. Policeman Sheide did not like the Americans, but he tried not to show it. He also spoke English poorly. But at the same time he was one of the best operas of the St. Petersburg head office.

And at the games they stole shamelessly. The object of the hunt for crooks and thieves were trucks with sponsorship and inventory. In general, while the athletes were fighting in the arena, policemen and security officers, seconded to the security service, were fighting under the arena. Uncle Volodya started the conversation correctly: he started asking about trucks, about invoices for goods, and asked for a list to be handed over to him. But he made two strategic mistakes: firstly, he did not clearly indicate that he was a policeman, and secondly, he wished for the future all lists of American sponsorship to kindly and in advance provide him and, in general, senkyu very much match, as they say , Mister. The bald one began to sniffle, began to think and look at black Dwight, who, looking away, said in an innocent voice: “You know, Jack, I would think very carefully answering this question,” and stood up to make himself coffee. I thought to myself that I definitely need to be more careful with Uncle Volodya. But what happened next, neither the FBI man, nor the policeman, nor even me, expected. The bald man frowned, it seemed to me that harsh Siberian forests, dissidents, logging and, of course, the KGB flashed through his eyes. He jumped up shouting “what's the fuck is going on”, jumped up to the policeman, tore off his badge and said that he would not say anything without the consul. And he pushed the Soviet officer Uncle Volodya. In the chest and hard. Yes, I didn’t have time, because with a roar: “What are you doing, bitch?”, The policeman painfully poked the American in response, deftly grabbed his elbow and grabbed his badge back. the FBI had already turned on. No one understood how he managed to put his coffee down and jump between them. But both of them understood the words fucking idiot, and both still puffed and tried to escape. The American shouted that ours was fired, and the angry and red policeman asked me to transfer that he "wanted to shit."

There was almost an international scandal in a single room. About ten minutes after that, the bald man could not calm down and called somewhere, shouting that a KGB officer wanted to recruit him. Black Dwight smiled and suggested that he cool down, drink coffee and go watch boxing. But the American, it seems, himself believed in the recruitment and said that he was going to complain to the mayor. Black stopped smiling, said that this was a bad idea, especially since they really steal, but if he is serious, then let's go together. The case took a turn. I called my father and told him about the battle and that now the bald man was going to Sobchak to complain. My father laughed into the phone, said that “they will sweat to complain,” and that I should not worry. I knew little about Sobchak, although I heard a lot. My father, who studied with him at the Faculty of Law, was worried that he did not lecture with me and said that Sobchak's lectures are always two hours, without a piece of paper and brilliantly. The students loved him. Colleagues were jealous. In terms of popularity among students, he was next to professor of law Pelevin, surpassing Sobchak only in that he could be met in the morning in line at the stall for beer and stand next to him. Ahead was Sobchak and the moment of truth for the police. I saw him from afar, he seemed to me tall and somewhat reminiscent of a stork. He also waved his arms as he walked and walked wide. Mutko, his then deputy, trotted along beside him, walking not far, now former head of the presidential security service, by the name of Zolotov.

Or maybe it just seems to me, because it's been almost an eternity. On the way, he listened to the bald American, nodded, asked the interpreter where exactly the policeman was from, he did not know. - UBHSS - I got into the conversation. Everyone was silent, and I felt very lonely. For a moment. Sobchak smiled and said to the translator: “Translate that they are asking exactly what they should be asking. So let's cooperate." He walked on, striding broadly and waving his long arms. Resembling a stork, professor of law at the Leningrad Faculty of Law, the first and last mayor of St. Petersburg Anatoly Alexandrovich Sobchak.

No matter what not too smart representatives of "true patriots of Russia" say, no country in the world can do without science and technology. This means that it cannot exist without a creative class - someone has to come up with simplex methods, draw up equations for the fission of uranium nuclei in the aquatic environment and launch rockets into a stationary near-Earth orbit.

But with this most creative class, the "powers that be" have eternal problems. At least they grumble at her, and the most talented and creative grumble most actively. How is it with the Strugatskys - " ...these people can't help but grumble. That's the way they are. Who does not grumble is not worth a damn ". As a maximum, they simply refuse to work for the authorities and for them it is necessary to create special prisons - "sharashki", in which, however, they also work carelessly.

And all why? Because they themselves do not consider themselves part of the government. And they do not see their REPRESENTATION in power. That is, the power to them is ALIEN. And since she's a stranger - why the hell to work for her? Another quote, this time from Pelevin -- "... And I'm like a servant-mechanic with them. And now think, why should I, an engineer, begin to make a hernia for myself? Raise these eagles to the stars? Yes, let them drown in shit with their "Word about the Word""

Well, smart people in power thought (I think I even know the name of this smart person) there is no representation - so what's the matter? You will have a presentation. Who do we have on the "bench"? And here is a young, creative, opposition to the authorities and at the same time in good personal relations with the national leader. Why not the leader of the "creakles" (that is, excuse the creative class). This is where we have choices. Let it shine on them, gather around itself these same, God forgive me, "creative" ones. And we'll see. If the truth collects - well, let's give them a little piece of "how-to-power." Some kind of parliamentary party or something else we will come up with. Well, along the way - and the turnout in the elections will slightly increase us. Nothing is redundant...

These are the thoughts that arose in my head after today's meeting with Ksenia Anatolyevna at the concert of the "Citizen Poet project". I VERY CAREFULLY listened to her performances - she went up on stage THREE TIMES during the concert. And if we sum up everything she said, then it was reduced to the next -- Putin will win these elections, we are not going to win, but to declare ourselves as a political force, sooner or later Putin's power will end, you just have to wait (in other words, outlive Putin), the future will be bright and radiant, you just have to live to see it and it's to live - 10 years, maximum 15, for us young it's not much.

If I were a politician or, God forbid, a political strategist, I would immediately remember one last name - Colonel Zubatov and one word - "Zubatovshchina". But thank God I'm not a politician. Therefore, instead of "Zubatovism" another word "simulacrum" comes to my mind. Better or worse, I don't know. And what is "better or worse"? WHAT is better for? And for what is worse?

But the funniest thing is that I will still go and vote for Ksenia Anatolyevna Sobchak (number five on the ballot). Because everyone else is WORSE ...

There is no happiness in the world
And there is peace and freedom...
That this maxim is a great poet
Would you like to say?

What truth did he want to convey
Before us, scurrying,
And from what he hoped to save
Poison drinkers?

Inject people into the subconscious secretly
streams of mud,
And the world at the same time write boiling water
Cool must ...

It is even possible that you lived your life
Not on orders
But who inspired you unfortunate
That life is beautiful?

What do you hope, my friend,
Find talents
When they filled everything around
Telemutants?

What peace is there for your children,
When like at school
They make us perverts
Sobchak and Volya.

Around you rush here and there
A crowd of freaks.
The fallen will be trampled or devoured -
Law of nature.

We are from herbivores, what's the trick here,
Chewing block buster
But we strive to please
In fanged castes.

We fly like a gogol through the universe
And tear the soles
But we do not sit in the saddle with the seat -
On a frying pan.

We are our burnt cracklings
We're chilling with the winds
We talk about will for rubles
from different studios.

Everywhere we should arrive, be in time
And be involved...
And happiness lies in not having at all
Such happiness.

God would see what reigns in our time:
same-sex marriage, comedy club,
Insemination through a test tube -
Seeing if the Lord did not weaken,
The earth would be cleansed of vile delights.

He would start with our Mother See.
Be Jehovah's Plenipotentiary in this matter,
I would be the first to castrate Pavel Volya,
Following dispersed TNT, like a nativity scene.
Ksyusha Sobchak and other sex consumption.

Boobs Anfiska, Viagra glamorous
I would be for all the perverts of comfort
Exposed rum woman in glaze,
Let them amuse both these and those ...
May the Creator forgive me this sin.

... Times, they are changing
Exactly the rules of the game.
What was called fornication in olden times,
Today is valor, not sin.

"Windows" with their fools,
Pavel Volya, sex maniac,
Vulgarity of its glamorous
They corrupt the young.

Sending children to "Houses" public
T.V. pimps
For their loot cynical to everyone
Declaring "ce la vie".

Discredited Rasputin
For the public at the box office ...
Ask someone about Putin
Where does Ras keep the prefix?

At Kabaeva and Khorkina -
The internet gives advice
I'm on the Net with her garbage
There is no particular need to fly.

Fornication is not a new concept,
Sex is nice... So what?
I understand Jehovah
His indignation.

Tribal God Methods
No matter how much I condemn
But with inveterate bastards
I would have done exactly the same.

Spied jokes filthy
pierced all the sides
Lord ... Sick friends
With TNT and with TNK,

The fact that you vulgarity gundosit,
Perverts of all kinds
You are sacrificing to Moloch
Your own children.

To you priests from pornography
The word of the Lord is sadness
And in vain, you are off the schedule
The first will be lowered

Devils to hell, in tar without a sheet
They will bang together...
By deeds you will be rewarded
Pavel Volya and Sobchak.

May the force be with us
Judge what is not beautiful
And red-hot iron
Burn it out, which is just gross.

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Together: since April 2012
Hiding: 2 years

Ashton and Mila have known each other for 15 years - they were brought together by shooting in the TV series That 70s Show. According to the plot, the heroes of Kutcher and Kunis fell madly in love with each other, but in real life the actors were content with the friendzone. While Mila was busy with her relationship with Macaulay Culkin, Ashton was building a relationship with his wife Demi Moore. In the spring of 2012, old friends were free and decided to move to another level. They traveled each other all over the world to shoot, go on dates to restaurants and to baseball games. For curious journalists, Mila and Ashton left everything under the heading "No comment." Two years later, the lovers still had to reveal the cards: the growing tummy and the ring on Mila's finger could be seen with the naked eye.

Ashton and Mila are still one of the most secretive couples. It seems that all that remains for the fans is to look at joint pictures of stars on Instagram.

Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk

Together: since April 2015
Hiding so far

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Bradley and Irina never found the strength to admit the obvious. But the paparazzi did not just catch the stars together, but filmed their joint walk and kisses in New York in May of this year. Perhaps the problem is Cooper: according to rumors, the actor is still dreaming about ex girlfriend Suki Waterhouse, therefore, is in no hurry to let a new girlfriend in at close range. The actor even sued the French edition of Oops, which published an article about his affair with Shayk, to convince everyone otherwise.

Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed

Together: since July 2014
Hiding: six months

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Even the most attentive reporters at first did not see anything serious in the relationship between Ian and Nikki. In 2009, Somerhalder had an affair with actress Ashley Greene, and Reed was content with the role of a friend. Two years later, the actor contacted Nina Dobrev, and Nikki lived a happy marriage to singer Paul McDonald. When both found themselves without soulmates in early 2014, Ian and Nikki began to support each other through morning runs and shopping therapy. In addition, Nikki and Ian brought together a love of animals: they took part in charity, and somehow even “adopted” a puppy, which was subjected to cruel laboratory experiments. Common interests led them to an affair, which the couple managed to hide for six months. And in the fall, everything fell into place: Reed and Somerhalder did not hide hot kisses, and the press was full of reports of an imminent wedding. In April of this year, the celebrity vows were sealed in Santa Monica, and the newlyweds spent their honeymoon in Brazil.

Pavel Volya and Laysan Utyasheva

Together: since 2010
Hiding: 2 years

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Over the three years of friendship, the status of the relationship between comedian Pavel Volya and gymnast Laysan Utyasheva has also changed: they started dating in 2010, but so carefully that the press did not suspect anything. They started talking about the couple in the fall of 2012, when the stars played a quiet wedding, and Utyasheva stopped hiding her pregnancy. With the birth of their son Robert, their life changed dramatically: the former athlete changed frank mini dresses to floor-length dresses, and the showman discovered romance in himself and constantly confesses his love to his wife in social networks. In May of this year, Laysan gave her husband a daughter, Sofia.

Vin Diesel and Paloma Jimenez

Together: since 2002
Hiding: 6 years

East News / Splash News

Vin Diesel's previous novels faded away as quickly as they began: with Michelle Rodriguez, Asia Argento and Carmen Electra, the actor spent only a few months, becoming the main target of the paparazzi - the details of his relationship with famous girls were a tasty morsel for the tabloids.

The artist chose the next passion more carefully. She became the Mexican model Paloma Jimenez, whom Vin met at a social gathering in 2002. Only the closest knew about their romance, and this suited the Latin American perfectly: while her man shone on the red carpet, she created a cozy family nest. Paloma was only talked about after the birth of their first daughter in 2008. Then Vin Diesel was recognized from the other side: behind the mask of an impenetrable warrior from militants, there was a gentle father who took birth from his beloved woman.

Game rules over the years family life have not changed much. Paloma still runs the house (the couple does not have any nannies or housewives), and the actor is in charge of finances. By the way, the artist still hides his marital status, leaving the public to wonder whether he still married an old girlfriend or not.

Grigory Antipenko and Tatyana Arntgolts

Together: since June 2014
Hiding: three months

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Tatyana loved to talk about her touching relationship with her husband Ivan Zhidkov in the press, and Grigory Antipenko then met with Yulia Takshina, his colleague in the TV series Don't Be Born Beautiful. Almost at the same time, having broken with their halves, Antipenko and Arntgolts entered into a relationship, all the more so, and the moment for this was chosen well - both played in the play "Two on a Swing" at the Modern Enterprise Theater.

All last summer, the artists denied rumors of their closeness, but in September they took to the red carpet of the Amur Autumn Film Festival in Blagoveshchensk as an official couple, hugging and not letting each other out of sight for a minute.

Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig

Together: since 2010
Hiding: six months

Daniel Craig has never been deprived of female attention. First there was actress Fiona Lowdon, who spent only two years as a wife; then producer Satsuki Mitchell, who shared seven years with Craig; There was also a short romance with actress Sienna Miller. Rachel lived with director Darren Aronofsky for nine years. However, all former attachments faded into the background when Daniel and Rachel met on the set of the thriller Dream House. According to the script, the actors had to portray the spouses, and they happily did it. Yes, they played so much that after turning off the camera they remained in each other's arms. The press wondered about the affair for several months, until pictures from the couple's Christmas vacation were published. And in June 2011, the stars played a secret wedding, to which only two people were invited - their children from past relationships.

Romain Dauriac and Scarlett Johansson

Together: Since November 2012
Hiding: 9 months

When journalists first noticed Scarlett and Romain together, they didn’t even attach importance to this news. Johansson has repeatedly had affairs with the most prominent men in Hollywood (from Bradley Cooper to Benicio Del Toro), but none of them managed to keep the beauty for a long time. And the actress herself admitted that she does not believe in either sincere love or monogamy.

However, when Scarlett appeared at the Venice Festival arm in arm with Doriak and with an engagement ring, the journalists were seriously worried, but Scarlett liked to hide her love. The wedding was held in secret, even the star's pregnancy went unnoticed: she retired for a year and a half to her husband's mansion in France and almost did not go out.

Now Scarlett loves to talk about the idyll in her family. And yes, it looks like she found her one and only.

Maxim Vitorgan and Ksenia Sobchak

Together: since January 2013
Hiding: a month

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Vitorgan and Sobchak met at a rally in Moscow in the winter of 2012, but at that moment Sobchak was more interested in fellow barricade Ilya Yashin.

A year later, Maxim and Ksenia met again and this time decided not to part again. Nevertheless, few people believed in the sincerity of this novel: celebrities, like real spies, hid their relationship even from their closest ones. In addition, everyone expected another trick from Sobchak, who loves to shock the public. Not to mention how different they were: he is a theatergoer from a famous acting dynasty, closed to the public; she is a flamboyant media personality who loves to flaunt her life.

This marriage changed both: Vitorgan began to go out more often and even agreed to participate with his wife, who did not have a theatrical education, in the play "Marriage" at the Theater of Nations, and Ksenia allowed her husband to come to the fore and stopped taking part in dubious adventures.

Garik Kharlamov and Christina Asmus

Together: since 2012
Hiding: a year

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Garik and Christina knew each other thanks to a career on television, however of great importance never attached to their fellowship. Moreover, both at that moment devoted all their free time to work. At the end of 2012, a heated correspondence began between them on social networks, and the stars decided to meet offline. They quickly confessed their love to each other, but one serious circumstance interfered - Garik was still officially married to Yulia Leshchenko. True, he assured the new girl that only a stamp in his passport connected him with his wife.

Those who complain about the cold and rainy weather in the capital should not envy the VIPs who left for the Baltic coast for the New Wave contest taking place there. Although the entire Russian press only writes about the events in Jurmala, staying there, in fact, is not very comfortable. The piercing wind makes the stars, who have taken light outfits with them, cringe and rub their hands, hiding their blue noses from the photographers. No wonder so many celebrities can't hide their annoyance and bad mood, breaking down on the first one who comes to hand. Tells his readers about scandals and other significant moments "Morning" in the traditional review of the fresh press.

Komsomolskaya Pravda tells about the loudest incident at the New Wave contest today. An innocent joke cost a lot to the well-known cynic and skeptic Pavel Volya, who, according to the plan of the organizers, was to invite Philip Kirkorov to the stage. The Comedy Club resident completed his task, unable to resist a slight irony. "Philip Kirkorov ... Kirkorov ... Somewhere I heard this name," Volya was cunning and went backstage. And there he was overtaken by the enraged Alla Borisovna, who did not appreciate the sense of humor of the young star. Pugacheva rudely read the notation to the joker on the topic of who he is and who Kirkorov is in show business, and also described her counterpart with a swear word denoting "product number 2". Pavel Volya, with all the speed of his reaction, could not cope with the shock, because he clearly did not expect such a stormy and obscene onslaught. Meanwhile, the Primadonna, who never attached too much importance to the culture of communication - just like Kirkorov, mentioned in vain, was filled with the consciousness of her own rightness and, pleased that she had put the upstart in her place, retired with dignity to her place of honor in the hall.

The chronicles of the "New Wave" are also cited by the publication "Your Day", which describes in detail one of the recent parties that took place on the Baltic coast. Young stars did not deny anything to themselves and each other, entertaining those around them with a complete absence of complexes. Ksenia Sobchak repeated her favorite "dirty dancing" trick, showing the audience a small and rather modest, by her standards, striptease. What was happening was received with due enthusiasm, after which the glamorous blonde, who had almost ruined her reputation the day before by appearing in her "original" form, became the center of a large society of stars. She was accompanied by, in particular, Dima Bilan and Sergey Lazarev. And the conversation, apparently, was carried on exciting. Its content is not known, but the group was clearly carried away by the conversation. At some point, Bilan, accustomed to accompanying his words and even songs with energetic gestures, knocked a glass of wine out of Xenia's hands with a wave of his hand. The fragile glass shattered into fragments, so that most of the drink, along with the sharp remnants of the glass, flew right into Lazarev's face. He silently got up and left, and Sobchak rushed after him - to help. They say everything ended well.

But how did it start! "Moskovsky Komsomolets" clarifies: the main blonde of Russia did not just come to the mentioned party, but floated in the arms of Sergei Lazarev, who carried her in his arms. True, at the same time he staggered slightly, and Ksenia's jeans kept falling off. Then, having found ground under her feet, the TV star decided to turn an unfortunate oversight into a farce and began to dance, allowing bills to be tucked into the belt of her trousers. As a result, Sobchak managed to earn 40 lats, that is, 2.4 thousand rubles.

Performances by theater actors in the Russian capital are far from being so easy and fun. Novye Izvestiya writes that most Moscow theaters are not equipped with air conditioners. It would seem that this is nonsense in an era of such an intensive development of technology, but no: it’s just that earlier all the temples of Melpomene traditionally closed the season at the end of April and resumed performances only in the fall, and now not every theater can afford such a long vacation. Therefore, the problem of ventilation arose unexpectedly, and practically nowhere was it possible to solve it in the shortest possible time. As a result, the audience sometimes leaves the hall, unable to withstand the closeness, and the actors completely faint - it’s good backstage, and not on stage. The capital's theater-goers, who go to performances even despite all the inconveniences, try to adapt: ​​they dress lighter, take fans with them and refresh themselves with soft drinks.

There is, of course, another extreme - when technical innovations are introduced literally into all spheres of our life, taking control of even the most seemingly independent processes. "RBC daily" talks about a gadget that will solve the pressing problem of inveterate flower growers. Now, during the holidays, many people are faced with a dilemma: to start home flowers or to keep the opportunity to leave at any time, say, to a resort, without looking among their friends for those who want to water the plants during the absence of the owners. But sometimes the situation is even worse: people make green friends in pots, and then forget to care for them, dooming them to a slow death. One American firm came up with a way out of this situation: a special device is inserted into the ground - a sensor that determines when the flower needs to be watered. If necessary, a cunning contraption calls the owner of the plant on a mobile phone and informs about the time of watering.